Saving the best for, well, almost last (next week: the Geek of all Trades), this week I’ll be discussing the science geek. I’ve become more of a science geek over time, partly because of genuine interest, and partly because pseudoscience and “consensus science” has taken over the media and I see it as my duty to set the record straight. I’m probably not making any friends by questioning the dogma surrounding the latest health scares and ecological crises, but I probably don’t make many friends by comparing real life to gaming situations, quoting from movies, or pulling people into the Mac vs. PC debate either. So what have we learned so far? Only girly geeks tend to make friends with non-geeks? Something like that.
Science is a process. It is not the memorization of facts. It is not the comparison of credentials. It is not the consensus of scientists, or the media, or the government. Science is a process. A science geek lives and dies by this process. It is a process of skeptical observation and experimentation. I’m not going to go through the scientific method in detail, but here is my handy geek version: Observe a phenomenon and study existing research into the phenomenon. Develop a hypothesis that explains the phenomenon. Develop a test to determine if the hypothesis accurately explains the phenomenon. Run the test. Tell your friends about it. Listen to them explain why you’re wrong, and how they could do it better. Insult each other on Facebook. Develop a new test that demonstrates conclusively why your friend is a moron. Post it on YouTube. Wait for Mythbusters to find your video and run the experiment properly. Find out why you and your friends are all morons. It works.
There is a difference between a science geek and a science nerd, by the way. A nerd probably has at least a master’s degree in a science, and they have memorized things like atomic numbers and weights for the entire periodic table of elements. Geeks probably don’t have more than a bachelor’s degree, which might not be in a science, and they look stuff up. Memorizing is… silly. And, of course, science dorks are the ones spreading pseudoscience around. Many of them work in the government or at media outlets. They know just enough jargon to be dangerous, so watch out.
-David, Overlord of Gameloid Productions and a science geek in progress…
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